“I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable. Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck.”
“I love buying one-way airplane tickets and declaring no luggage. You basically set off every terrorist alarm bell possible.”
“I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.”
“Now, I don’t want to brag, but I can whip up a damn good looking website in a good amount of time. But never for a client.”
